Twas the month before Christmas
Your life's in a mess
Christmas cards to be done,
Shipping and holiday stress.

How will I do it?
Will I ever be free?
To enjoy holiday parties
And the festivities.

Fear not, my dear friend
For help is quite near
The "elves" at Village Mail
Will restore holiday cheer.

From packing to shipping
To stamps for your mail,
They'll get the job done
And perform without fail.

"This service is costly,"
You may think to yourself.
But it's surprisingly thrifty
Not affecting your wealth.

You'll look like a hero
To friends far and near,
When packages arrive safely
Without a heartache or tear.

So see Village Mail,
They'll reduce holiday strife
Just drop off your mail
And get on with your life!